.Diaries of a Nympho.

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I like how people just reference James Deen when they write about sex now (via cadburycrazed)
“The Military wives strike again. Military wives wanting porn banned from exchanges.”

Military wives want porn banned from exchanges

You have to be freaking kidding me right? I hope this is a joke.  No wonder no one likes military wives!  Theyre insane, dramatic, and give the normal military wives a bad name.  Your husband comes home from deployment after months of being over seas and your first problem and solution is to  make it some sort of Pentagon issue that men watch porn? No the reality is, your husband watches porn and gets off on it like a normal human being! That is not an issue! What the hell else are they going to do for 9 or more months with no sex? Sit there and play go fish? No.  They are going to jack it.  And hopefully to some awesome porn.  The problem is actually pride and the fact that one military wife bitched to another saying oh my husband watched porn out there instead of thinking of me blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch I’m a stupid cunt.  And the other responded like a dumb ass agreeing and it turned into a huge thing.  But obviously because it really isn’t something of any importance and they realized that, they then in turn linked their husband’s (normal) porn watching to a national problem within the Military (sexual harassment).  They then made it a big enough deal to get it on the news and now it’s been taking off.  I’m not entirely sure if these stupid dependahoe’s are the reason why my husband’s military base is trying to ban soliders from buying or having pornography and sex toys but if so I will have a fit.  Not only is it fucking retarded that they felt the need to blow a personal issue into something giant but they are directly effecting my job.  My work depends on the fact that we are in a military town.  Not only that but don’t you think that people should have the freedom to buy porn and toys? People should have the right to have healthy sex lives and expand their horizons in a healthy way.  Porn is healthy.  Masturbation is healthy.  Using sex toys as a mean of masturbation is healthy.  Because let’s face it, if they are masturbating as regularly as these women are complaining about then that means they are making an effort not to cheat! Jesus christ.  If I could only explain how many customers I have that come in and explain to me the reason they are buying items from my store is to make sure that they don’t cheat on their wives because they are being stupid as hell.  I swear these women jump and make conclusions and never think of the consequences or the other side of the argument.  Not only am I ashamed to have to say that I have to assosiate with military wives (I am a military wife and will never be ashamed of that part) but I am completely disgusted at the world’s view of sex.  Sex is not just missionary positions between 30 year old married couples.  I see the importance of having a broad view and an open mind on the topic of sex.  I am a strong advocate for it.  I don’t care if you’re into the same shit as I am.  if you like threesomes, foursomes, orgies, bondage, anal, fisting, fuck it I don’t care.  Whatever makes you happy is fine.  As long as you are doing it in a healthy respectful way then who cares! Porn is awesome and I will be the first to admit that I am an avid fan of all things porn and sex toys.  There is nothing wrong with porn and it really shouldn’t have been made a huge problem.  If it’s a household problem then handle it in the house instead of being an attention seeking cuntbag.  Seriously.  I am furious.  I wish I could meet the chick that started this shit.  It would be interesting to see her face when she realizes the other side of the story.  Super pissed.  Anyone else as mad as I am about this?

Goodie bag from product training today at work! System Jo and Evolved came in to speak with us. Not only did we get lubes from system jo but we got an anal DVD from zero tolerance, talk dirty to me cd featuring Alexis texas, system Jo shaving cream, volt from system Jo, and my personal favorite the curve from candy by Kendra. I say today was successful.

Goodie bag from product training today at work! System Jo and Evolved came in to speak with us. Not only did we get lubes from system jo but we got an anal DVD from zero tolerance, talk dirty to me cd featuring Alexis texas, system Jo shaving cream, volt from system Jo, and my personal favorite the curve from candy by Kendra. I say today was successful.

Goodie bag from product training today at work! System Jo and Evolved came in to speak with us. Not only did we get lubes from system jo but we got an anal DVD from zero tolerance, talk dirty to me cd featuring Alexis texas, system Jo shaving cream, volt from system Jo, and my personal favorite the curve from candy by Kendra. I say today was successful.

Goodie bag from product training today at work! System Jo and Evolved came in to speak with us. Not only did we get lubes from system jo but we got an anal DVD from zero tolerance, talk dirty to me cd featuring Alexis texas, system Jo shaving cream, volt from system Jo, and my personal favorite the curve from candy by Kendra. I say today was successful.

sir-in-a-suit:

You’re welcome to struggle against Sir- but He always gets that whore cunt any way he wants it.

sir-in-a-suit:

You’re welcome to struggle against Sir- but He always gets that whore cunt any way he wants it.

(via sir-in-a-suit-deactivated201308)

harder—-please:

Her face + his smile, I cant-.

harder—-please:

Her face + his smile, I cant-.